They thought he was dead. Indeed many were hoping that was the case. But this morning the infamous Barry Gordemer was spotted in a tanning salon in Washington D.C.
Buck Widemouth reports
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This is the most wonderful story ever written in the history of mankind. It's about a puppeteer who turned to a life of crime but was redeemed when he taught a class at American University.
Barry Gordemer describes himself as a small cog in the great wheel of nothingness.
President Obama says he would like to have Gordemer obliterated by a drone. In fact he's already given the order to attack at dawn. But Gordemer says he's not worried.
Gordemer has hidden himself in a bunker with Slim Jims and Red Bull. He will make a guest appearance on tonight on "Dancing With The Stars."
Gordmer was kicked off the show last year when he showed up wearing only a purple thong and a smile.
Buck Widemouth, Comm 200 News.
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